Elf and Safety Training - a last-minute Xmas offer!

In a burst of seasonal benevolence my client, a jovial bearded gent named Mr Kringle, has generously decided to make places available on an upcoming Elf and Safety training day.  He has commissioned this refresher course primarily for his own very small workforce, but is now happy to offer the spare capacity to anyone involved in the Seasonal Philanthropy industry.

Topics covered will include:-

  • safe gift wrapping and lifting
  • reindeer care and risk assessment
  • comfort and survival at altitude
  • sleigh avionics – gps global aerial navigation
  • chimney co2 emissions -  minimising, monitoring and reporting
  • just-in-time delivery logistics
  • young people – managing their material expectations

Turkey lunch will be included.  Height restrictions apply.  Warm clothing advisable.  Pointy hats distributed on the day.  To request a place, nail an application to the nearest convenient mantelpiece.

Meanwhile, I would like to take this opportunity to wish you a very Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year!

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